1 00:00:04,995 --> 00:00:06,400 Morty, koj yuav tsum tau ... los ntawm. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,600 - Koj yuav tsum tuaj nrog kuv. - Rick, dab tsi tshwm sim? 3 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:09,845 Kuv tau txais ib qho surprise rau koj, Morty. 4 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:11,200 Nws yog nruab nrab hmo ntuj. Koj hais dab tsi? 5 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:12,500 Kuv tau txais ib qho surprise rau koj. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,745 Aw! Aw! Koj tab tom rub kuv hnyav heev. 7 00:00:14,775 --> 00:00:16,745 Kuv tau txais ib qho surprise rau koj, Morty. 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,475 Koj xav li cas ntawm lub tsheb ya no, Morty? 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,450 Kuv ua nws tawm ntawm cov khoom kuv pom hauv qhov chaw nres tsheb. 10 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,175 Yog, Rick, nws zoo heev. 11 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,875 - Qhov no puas yog qhov surprise? - Morty, Kuv yuav tsum tau ... 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,345 Kuv yuav tsum ... Kuv yuav tsum ... Kuv yuav tsum ua ib lub foob pob, Morty. 13 00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:34,175 - Kuv yuav tsum tsim lub foob pob. - Dab tsi?! Ib foob pob?! 14 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,745 Peb yuav muab nws tso rau ntawd xwb tau qhov pib tshiab, Morty. 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,230 - Tsim ib qho tshiab pib tshiab. - T-t- uas yog vwm tiag tiag! 16 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,745 Los, Morty. Cia li coj nws yooj yim, Morty. 17 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:41,715 Nws yuav zoo. 18 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,115 Tam sim no, peb tab tom mus xaiv nce koj tus phooj ywg me Jessica. 19 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,915 Jessica? Los ntawm kuv chav kawm lej? 20 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,345 Thaum kuv tso lub foob pob... 21 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:49,115 koj paub, kuv xav kom koj 22 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,440 muaj ib tug, koj paub kuv xav kom koj muaj qhov 23 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,181 Kuv yuav ua kom zoo li Adas tshiab thiab Eva, thiab koj yuav yog Adas. 24 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:57,715 Thiab Jessica yuav yog Eve, thiab yog li ntawd yog qhov surprise, Morty. 25 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:58,815 Tsis yog, koj ua tsis tau! 26 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:00,375 Jessica tsis yog txawm paub tias kuv nyob. 27 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:01,653 Tab sis tab sis tsis nco qab txog qhov ntawd, 28 00:01:01,679 --> 00:01:03,250 vim koj ua tsis tau tawg ua neeg. 29 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:04,880 Kuv-Kuv tau qhov koj yog sim hais, Morty. 30 00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:06,727 Mloog, kuv tsis yog koj koj tsis txhob tu siab rau kuv... 31 00:01:06,753 --> 00:01:10,500 sim dag ib ncig nrog Jessica los yog mess nrog Jessica los yog dab tsi. 32 00:01:10,539 --> 00:01:11,939 Kuv yog kuv tsis yog tus txiv neej, Morty. 33 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,575 Koj hais dab tsi txog, Rick? 34 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,715 Koj tsis tas yuav txhawj txog kuv tau nrog Jessica los yog dab tsi. 35 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,615 Nws nws nws ... Nws yog txhua yam rau koj, Morty. 36 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,250 Kuv tsis quav ntsej Jessica! 37 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:22,250 Koj paub dab tsi, Morty? 38 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:22,850 Koj hais yog lawm. 39 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:23,600 Wb tsis nco qab tus ntxhais tag nrho ua ke. 40 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,085 Nws tej zaum nws tsis muaj dab tsi tab sis teeb meem, xijpeem. 41 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,645 Arming neutrino foob pob. 42 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:28,075 Qhov ntawd yog nws qhov ntawd yog nws, Rick. 43 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:28,815 Kuv tab tom nqa lub log. 44 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:29,815 Tawm ntawm kuv, Morty! 45 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:31,744 Kuv tab tom saib xyuas qhov xwm txheej no, phooj ywg. 46 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:32,790 Dab tsi tau txais rau hauv koj? 47 00:01:32,899 --> 00:01:36,215 Kuv yog kuv yog kuv kuv yuav tsis sawv ib ncig zoo li ib yam dab tsi... 48 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:37,274 Koj yog dab tsi, vwm? 49 00:01:37,399 --> 00:01:39,645 ... neeg thiab xwb cia koj tshuab tag nrho lub ntiaj teb no. 50 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:40,615 Yog lawm, tag nrho lawm. 51 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:41,515 Kuv mam li tsaws. 52 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,480 kuv mam av. kuv mam av. 53 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,601 Kuv yuav tsaws qhov khoom. 54 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,175 Tus txiv neej tawv tawv tag nrho ntawm tam sim ntawd. 55 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,345 Peb mam li nres nws ntawm no, Morty. 56 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:52,145 Tam sim no ntawm sab ntawm txoj kev no. 57 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:53,175 Au, ua Vajtswv tsaug. 58 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,244 Koj paub dab tsi? 59 00:01:54,369 --> 00:01:56,315 Qhov ntawd yog txhua qhov kev sim, Morty. 60 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,015 Tsuas yog ib qho kev sim siab kom ua koj assertive. 61 00:01:59,140 --> 00:01:59,645 Nws yog? 62 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,545 Tseeb. Vim li cas ho tsis? kuv tsis paub. 63 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:02,550 Koj paub dab tsi, mo- 64 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,015 Neutrino foob pob armed. 65 00:02:06,170 --> 00:02:07,575 Um... 66 00:02:36,544 --> 00:02:41,544 Kho los ntawm XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com 67 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:45,600 Kuv pom muaj ib ntu tshiab ntawm hmo no hu nkauj. 68 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:48,250 Koj xav tias leej twg yuav mus ua tus singer zoo tshaj? 69 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,950 Au kuv tus Vajtswv. Nws lub taub hau nyob hauv nws cov zaub mov. kuv mus puke. 70 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,314 Morty, koj puas mob? 71 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,420 Kuv hais kom koj tsis txhob xyaum-hnia chav nyob hauv ncoo. 72 00:02:54,439 --> 00:02:55,344 Tus dev pw ntawm nws. 73 00:02:55,469 --> 00:02:57,415 Kuv tsis tau hnia lub hauv ncoo, niam. 74 00:02:57,540 --> 00:03:00,314 Kuv tsuas yog kuv tsis tau txais ntau pw tsaug zog nag hmo. 75 00:03:00,439 --> 00:03:01,960 Tej zaum kuv npau suav xwb nrov los yog ib yam dab tsi. 76 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,550 Los yog tej zaum koj tawm txhua hmo rov nrog yawg Rick. 77 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,600 - Dab tsi?! - Txiv? 78 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:08,314 Yuav ua li cas, yog li txhua leej txhua tus yuav tsum tau pw txhua hmo tam sim no? 79 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,800 Koj paub tias hmo ntuj ua rau nce ib nrab ntawm txhua lub sijhawm? 80 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:11,400 Damn nws! 81 00:03:11,450 --> 00:03:12,075 - Jerry! - Beth! 82 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,015 Au kuv tus Vajtswv. 83 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:14,475 Kuv niam kuv txiv thiaj li nrov. Kuv xav tuag. 84 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,339 Mm, tsis muaj Vajtswv, lub caij ntuj sov. Koj yuav tsum rhais qhov band-pab tam sim no. 85 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:18,319 Koj mam li ua tsaug rau kuv tom qab. 86 00:03:18,339 --> 00:03:20,725 Okay, nrog rau kev hwm, Rick ... Kuv tham txog dab tsi? 87 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,274 Vim li cas kev hwm? 88 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:25,645 Yuav ua li cas kuv tus tub yuav tsum dhau nws cov chav kawm yog tias koj pheej rub nws tawm 89 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,744 rau siab xav Sci-Fi rigamarole? 90 00:03:27,869 --> 00:03:30,314 Mloog, Jerry, Kuv tsis xav overstep kuv bounds los yog dab tsi. 91 00:03:30,439 --> 00:03:31,810 Nws yog koj lub tsev. Nws yog koj lub ntiaj teb. 92 00:03:31,899 --> 00:03:33,274 Koj yog Julius Caesar tiag tiag. 93 00:03:33,399 --> 00:03:36,274 Tab sis kuv yuav qhia koj ib co qhia koj li cas kuv xav li cas txog tsev kawm ntawv, Jerry. 94 00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:39,520 nkim sij hawm ib pawg neeg khiav ncig, sib tsoo. 95 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,214 G-tus txiv neej pem hauv ntej hais tias, "ob plus ob." 96 00:03:41,339 --> 00:03:42,850 Cov neeg nyob hauv rov qab hais tias, "plaub." 97 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,340 Ces lub tswb nrov, thiab lawv muab ib lub thawv mis rau koj 98 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,175 thiab ib daim ntawv uas koj hais tuaj yeem mus nqa pob tseg lossis ib yam dab tsi. 99 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,814 Kuv txhais tau tias, nws tsis yog qhov chaw rau cov neeg ntse, Jerry. 100 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,338 Thiab kuv paub tias tsis yog ib lub tswv yim nrov, 101 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:55,470 tab sis nws yog kuv ob cents ntawm qhov teeb meem. 102 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,915 Qhov no yog noj tshais zoo, Beth. 103 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,314 Koj yeej ua tus crap tawm ntawm cov qe. 104 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,274 Kuv xav kom koj niam yog nov noj lawv. 105 00:04:01,399 --> 00:04:02,374 Auj, txiv. 106 00:04:02,499 --> 00:04:05,344 Dab tsi? rau tiag? 107 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,645 Yog lawm, tam sim no, sawv daws daws tau. 108 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:09,314 Tau deb ntawm qhov rais! 109 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:12,295 Tam sim no, saib, peb yuav ua nrog qee yam tseem ceeb niaj hnub no. 110 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,744 Tej zaum koj yuav tau hnov ​​txog nws. Nws hu ua lej. 111 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:18,349 Thiab tsis muaj nws, tsis muaj leej twg ntawm peb yuav txawm muaj, yog li cia peb dhia txoj cai hauv. 112 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:19,750 - Ob tug ntxiv ob. - Jessica. 113 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,074 Tsib plus tsib. 114 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:21,944 Tenssica. 115 00:04:22,069 --> 00:04:24,750 Okay, zoo. Nws yog lub sijhawm rau kev xeem. 116 00:04:25,274 --> 00:04:26,915 Yog, koj paub dab tsi?! Aw, too bad! 117 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,074 Nyuaj! 118 00:04:28,199 --> 00:04:30,615 Thawj kab, nqa ib qho. Muab nws rov qab rau kuv. 119 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:32,314 Cov ceg txheem ntseeg yog siab hauv chav no. 120 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,615 Muaj tej yam tseem ceeb tshwm sim ntawm no txhua hnub. 121 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,275 Tib neeg tau ntse dua. Ib txhia ntawm koj tau txais dumber. 122 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,800 Ib txhia ntawm koj tsis yog mus saib 3:00. 123 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,244 Nyob zoo, Morty. 124 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,800 Whoa! Nyob zoo, Jessica. 125 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,200 Kuv puas tuaj yeem qhia cov no rau koj? 126 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:47,760 Wow. 127 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:50,250 Th-lawv ob leeg zoo heev. Ua tsaug. 128 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,650 Koj puas paub kuv lub npe hu li cas? Kuv me morties. 129 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,800 Aw, yog li ntawd flattering ... thiab me ntsis weird. 130 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:57,850 Koj puas paub qhov kuv xav tau koj ua nrog lawv? 131 00:04:57,950 --> 00:04:58,900 Hloov npe lawv? 132 00:04:59,000 --> 00:04:59,975 Nyem lawv. 133 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,244 Manhandle lawv. Muab kev lag luam rau lawv. 134 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:03,900 Saib seb koj puas tuaj yeem hloov lawv. 135 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,120 Kuv txhais tau tias, yeej tau nyob rau hauv thiab khob lawv ib ncig. 136 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:07,615 Tsis muaj lus teb tsis raug. 137 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:11,300 Wow. Yog lawm, zoo, Jessica. L- cia peb muab qhov no txhaj tshuaj. 138 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:11,995 Mm. 139 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,514 Aw, Morty. 140 00:05:13,639 --> 00:05:15,314 Koj ua dab tsi rau kuv? 141 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,400 Uh, Kuv tsuas yog ua kuv qhov zoo tshaj plaws xwb. 142 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,000 Morty! Koj ua dab tsi rau kuv?! 143 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:19,540 Jessica. 144 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,244 Morty! 145 00:05:21,369 --> 00:05:23,145 Jessica. 146 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:25,675 Tsib feeb ntxiv ntawm qhov no, thiab kuv yuav chim. 147 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,175 Yog Jessica. 148 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,215 Jessica. 149 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:30,250 Tsis yog kuv txhaum qhov no tshwm sim. 150 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,200 Zoo, zoo, zoo. 151 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,750 - Aw, sawv ntxov, Frank. - "Sawv ntxov"? 152 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,500 Dab tsi yog qhov ntawd yuav tsum txhais? 153 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,110 Koj ua kev lom zem rau kuv? 154 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,575 Puas yog koj sim hais kuv tsev neeg pluag? 155 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,415 Aw, geez, Frank. 156 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,175 Kuv tsis paub yog rab riam tsim nyog. 157 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,145 Kuv txhais tau tias, koj paub, y-koj zoo li muaj tej yam uas tsis muaj nws. 158 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:48,814 Koj qhia kuv yuav ua li cas thab plaub tam sim no? yuam kev loj, Morty. 159 00:05:48,939 --> 00:05:52,600 Thiab tam sim no kuv yuav txiav koj, vim kuv tsev neeg nplua nuj. 160 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:56,574 Koj nyob ntawd, Morty. Mloog kuv mloog. 161 00:05:56,699 --> 00:05:58,880 Kuv tau txais ib txoj haujlwm khiav hauv ib tag nrho txawv dimension. 162 00:05:58,999 --> 00:06:00,244 Kuv xav tau ob txhais tes ntxiv. 163 00:06:00,369 --> 00:06:02,499 Aw, geez, Rick. Koj ua dab tsi rau Frank? 164 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,645 Nws yog qhov pom tseeb zoo nkauj, Morty. Kuv froze nws. 165 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:06,275 Tam sim no mloog kuv xav tau koj pab, Morty. 166 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,095 Kuv txhais tau tias, peb tau txais peb tau txais lub ntuj raug txim tawm ntawm no thiab mus saib xyuas kev lag luam. 167 00:06:11,275 --> 00:06:13,475 - Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb. Los, Morty. - Kuv tsis paub, Rick. 168 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,681 Kuv tawm hauv tsev kawm ntawv tsis tau ntxiv lawm. 169 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:17,659 Koj puas muaj tswv yim npaum li cas siab dua cov ceg txheem ntseeg tawm muaj, Morty? 170 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,244 Koj xav tias kuv ua tau li cas xwb ua txhua yam los ntawm kuv tus kheej? 171 00:06:19,369 --> 00:06:20,215 Los ntawm! 172 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:23,074 Aw, geez. Okay. Kuv twv kuv tuaj yeem hla keeb kwm. 173 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,145 Yuav ua li cas txog Frank? 174 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:25,631 Kuv txhais tau tias, yuav tsum tsis txhob koj unfreeze nws? 175 00:06:25,699 --> 00:06:27,775 Kuv yuav ua nws tom qab, Morty. Nws yuav zoo. 176 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,200 Wb mus. 177 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:35,250 Auj, kuv tus Vajtswv. Kuv tab tom yuav taug kev dhau Frank Palicky. 178 00:06:35,369 --> 00:06:38,275 Nov yog zaj dab neeg peb yuav tau qhia peb cov menyuam. 179 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,944 Nyob zoo, Frank. 180 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,700 Aah! 181 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,045 - Scalpel. - Scalpel. 182 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:49,915 Knug, khob. 183 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:50,845 Jerry? 184 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:53,699 Kuv tus thawj coj tau muab rau kuv teev rau noj su, thiab kuv xav tias, 185 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:56,150 "Hav, ua cas ho tsis viav vias qhov twg koj tus pojniam ua haujlwm?” 186 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,639 Peb poob nws. Okay, nws rov qab los. 187 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:01,340 Jerry, thov qhia rau kuv tias koj nyob ntawm no rau qhov laj thawj tseem ceeb heev. 188 00:07:01,499 --> 00:07:02,675 Zoo, noj su. 189 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,320 Kuv txhais tau tias, nws yog ib qho ntawm peb pluas noj uas muaj nyob rau txhiab xyoo. 190 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,261 Poob nws. 191 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:07,675 Stabilized. 192 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,258 Okay, Kuv tsuas nug, Jerry, vim li koj paub, 193 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:12,479 kuv txoj hauj lwm koom nrog ua kev phais plawv. 194 00:07:12,939 --> 00:07:14,915 - Zoo, yog, ntawm nees. - Thov txim kuv? 195 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,715 Okay. Wb tsis txhob rehash uas sib ntaus. 196 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,180 Kuv paub tias koj tsis khoom thiab tam sim no yuav nyob ntawm kuv txoj kev. 197 00:07:20,199 --> 00:07:21,074 Whoa! 198 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,775 Qhov no yog dab tsi hauv pem teb? 199 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:26,365 Qee yam ntaub ntawv rau a zoo nkauj heev-zoo saib tsev laus. 200 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:29,095 Hav, zib ntab, vwm lub tswv yim phem suab cia koj tso koj txiv tseg. 201 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:31,500 Muab tso rau koj txiv hauv tsev laus. 202 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,201 Peb poob nws. 203 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,074 Hlo, Tom. Peb paub thaum peb poob nws. 204 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:36,514 Peb tuaj yeem hnov ​​cov beeps! 205 00:07:37,539 --> 00:07:38,575 Nws nyob ntawd. 206 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,645 Yog lawm. Los, Morty. Wb mus. 207 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:42,100 Aw, geez. Okay. 208 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,975 Aw, man, Rick. 209 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,444 Qhov chaw no yog dab tsi? 210 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,306 Nws yog dimension 35c, 211 00:07:48,332 --> 00:07:50,211 thiab nws tau txais qhov zoo meej huab cua tej yam kev mob 212 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:53,446 rau hom tshwj xeeb ntawm tsob ntoo, Morty, hu ua ib tsob ntoo mega, 213 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:56,480 thiab muaj txiv nyob hauv cov ntoo ntawd, thiab muaj noob nyob rau hauv cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo. 214 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,845 Kuv tab tom tham txog mega noob. 215 00:07:57,970 --> 00:07:59,576 Lawv yog lawv muaj zog heev, 216 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:02,100 thiab kuv xav kom lawv pab kuv nrog kuv tshawb fawb, Morty. 217 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:04,100 Aw, man, Rick. Kuv tab tom saib ib ncig ntawm qhov chaw no, 218 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,450 thiab kuv tab tom pib ua haujlwm qee yam ntxhov siab txog qhov no tag nrho. 219 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,645 Yog lawm. Yog lawm. Ua siab ntev. Mloog kuv, Morty. 220 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:10,845 Kuv paub tias qhov xwm txheej tshiab tuaj yeem ua tau txhob ntshai. 221 00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:13,171 Koj saib ib ncig, thiab nws yog txhua yam txaus ntshai thiab sib txawv, 222 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,315 tab sis, koj paub, m-ntev lawv lub taub hau, 223 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:18,374 them txoj cai rau hauv lawv zoo li ib bull yog li peb loj hlob li neeg. 224 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,244 Kuv tsis yog neeg txawv xwm txheej txaus ntshai. 225 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,574 Kuv nrog lawv txhua lub sijhawm. 226 00:08:21,699 --> 00:08:22,814 Tam sim no, yog tias koj cia li nrog kuv, 227 00:08:22,939 --> 00:08:26,000 Morty, peb yuav dawb huv crap, Morty, khiav! 228 00:08:26,369 --> 00:08:28,475 Kuv yeej tsis pom qhov ntawd ua ntej hauv kuv lub neej. 229 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,215 Kuv kuj tsis paub dab tsi yog ntuj raug txim! 230 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:31,670 Peb yuav tsum tau tawm ntawm no, Morty! 231 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:32,500 Nws yuav tua peb! 232 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,444 Peb yuav tuag! 233 00:08:33,569 --> 00:08:35,000 Peb yuav tuag, Morty! 234 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:38,214 Au, Morty, ua pa tob. 235 00:08:38,339 --> 00:08:40,140 Ua pa uas ua pa ntawd huab cua ntshiab hauv, Morty. 236 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:41,314 Y-koj hnov ​​qhov ntawd? 237 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:43,175 Qhov ntawd yog qhov tsw ntawm taug txuj kev nyuaj, Morty. 238 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,675 Qhov ntawd yog qhov tsw ntawm 239 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,974 ntawm ib tug tag nrho txawv evolutionary ncua sij hawm. 240 00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:50,175 Yog lawm, Rick, saib yuav ua li cas yuav ntev npaum li cas no? 241 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,775 Yuav tsum tsis txhob kuv rov qab tom tsev kawm ntawv tam sim no? 242 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:52,944 Koj dag kuv? 243 00:08:53,069 --> 00:08:55,029 Kuv txhais tau tias, saib txhua tus vwm crap nyob ib puag ncig peb. 244 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,344 Saib qhov ntawd nyob ntawd. Dab tsi yog qhov ntawd? 245 00:08:57,469 --> 00:08:59,730 Koj xav tias koj yuav pom qhov ntawd yam twg hauv tsev kawm ntawv? 246 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,015 Saib xwb lumbering ncig. 247 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,675 Nws defies tag nrho cov logic ntawd. 248 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:04,875 Yog, Rick, Kuv tau txais nws. 249 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,745 Peb nyob nraum ib puag ncig ntawm monsters. 250 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,130 Qhov no yog vim li cas vim li cas kuv thiaj xav tawm mus. 251 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:08,960 Tau-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. 252 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,145 Morty, koj pom qhov no? 253 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,900 Koj pom dab tsi peb xwb stumbled rau, Morty? 254 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Ib lub tswv yim dab tsi uas puas nyob ntawd? 255 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,000 Cov ntoo mega? 256 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,615 Yog lawm, Morty cov ntoo mega nrog mega txiv hmab txiv ntoo rau lawv. 257 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,341 Thiab qhov ntawd yog qhov kuv hais txog, Morty. 258 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,410 Qhov ntawd yog kuv cov noob. 259 00:09:22,439 --> 00:09:23,564 Yog peb yuav tau ua yam koj xav tau, 260 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:24,603 Kuv yuav tsis tau tau pom lawv, 261 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,724 vim koj thiaj li hlub nrog tsev kawm ntawv. 262 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,115 Yog lawm, tag nrho lawm. 263 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,245 Yog li, dab tsi tshwj xeeb txog cov noob no, puas tau? 264 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,250 Koj nug ntau heev lus, Morty. 265 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,314 Tsis heev charismatic. 266 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,944 Nws ua rau koj zoo li ib tug Underfoot daim duab. 267 00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:37,074 Tsuas yog coj cov khau no, Morty. 268 00:09:37,199 --> 00:09:39,175 Lawv yog cov khau tshwj xeeb grappling. 269 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,775 Thaum koj hnav cov no cov no, cov me nyuam, 270 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,344 koj tuaj yeem pib tsuas yog taug kev txhua qhov chaw koj xav tau, Morty 271 00:09:44,469 --> 00:09:46,344 nce, nqis, hauv qab, tig mus rau sab laug. 272 00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:48,375 Tej yam no yeej coj tau tag nrho ua ke. 273 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,350 Aah! 274 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,600 Koj yuav tsum tig rau lawv, Morty! 275 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:53,275 Cov khau yuav tsum tig rau! 276 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,175 Kuv tsis tso kuv txiv nyob hauv tsev! 277 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,545 Nws nyuam qhuav rov los rau hauv kuv lub neej, 278 00:09:57,570 --> 00:10:00,271 thiab koj xav ntes nws thiab khoom nws 279 00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:02,550 hauv qab lub txaj zoo li zaum kawg Lub hli Victoria's secret? 280 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:05,765 Kuv hais rau koj tias kuv tau xaj koj ib yam dab tsi rau Valentine hnub. 281 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:09,320 Tseem ceeb tshaj, koj txiv yog txaus ntshai heev rau peb tus tub. 282 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,015 Txhua yam zoo nyob ntawm no, Beth? 283 00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:13,145 - Nyob zoo, Davin. - Okay, txias. 284 00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:15,074 Koj paub, peb tau ua ib yam zoo heev hnub no. 285 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:19,415 Tsis muaj dab tsi ntau noble thiab dawb tshaj lub siab ntawm ib tug nees. 286 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:21,849 Txij li thaum peb tawm tsam, yog tias koj puas tau muaj kev sib raug zoo nrog tus txiv neej ntawd, 287 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:26,010 Kuv yuav tuaj rau hauv chav tsev so thiab tshuab kuv hlwb tawm thoob plaws koj lub cev liab qab. 288 00:10:26,069 --> 00:10:28,274 Saib, Kuv txaus siab rau stress koj nyob rau hauv, tab sis ... 289 00:10:28,299 --> 00:10:31,145 Morty muaj teeb meem hauv tsev kawm ntawv txoj kev ua ntej kuv txiv tsiv mus rau hauv, 290 00:10:31,170 --> 00:10:33,615 thiab tib lub hwj chim kuv tuaj yeem pom Rick muaj ... 291 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:38,000 yog tias, thawj zaug hauv nws lub neej, Morty muaj ib tug phooj ywg. 292 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,645 Zoo, tej zaum koj hais yog lawm. 293 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:42,974 Uh, yog, tej zaum kuv yog. 294 00:10:43,199 --> 00:10:45,245 Kuv yog kuv txiv tus ntxhais. kuv ntse. 295 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:46,875 Ua cas koj ho xav tias kuv yog tus kws phais plawv? 296 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,801 Nees lub plawv phais. 297 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:48,375 Nyob zoo? 298 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,145 Mrs. Smith? 299 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:50,775 Qhov no yog qhov chaw mos, tsis muaj kev sib raug zoo. 300 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,545 Kuv xav tias koj thiab Morty's txiv yuav muaj peev xwm 301 00:10:52,571 --> 00:10:54,215 kom muaj kev sib tham nrog kuv tav su no? 302 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,249 Morty, oh, koj yeej d-ua tau tus lej ntawm koj ob txhais ceg tam sim no. 303 00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:02,165 Koj paub, koj yuav tsum tig khau ntawm, Morty, rau lawv ua haujlwm. 304 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:05,300 Yog, saib kuv tig kuv rau. Kuv tsis muaj teeb meem nqis los ntawm no. 305 00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,675 Nws yog ib tug leisurely cua. 306 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,314 Kuv mob heev, Rick. 307 00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:09,844 Yog, kuv pom tau tias. 308 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,538 Tab sis koj puas xav tias koj tseem yuav muaj peev xwm pab kuv sau kuv cov noob, Morty? 309 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:14,675 Koj dag kuv?! 310 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,814 Qhov ntawd yog nws, Rick! 311 00:11:15,939 --> 00:11:16,944 Qhov ntawd yog tus straw zaum kawg! 312 00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:17,975 Kuv tsis ntseeg qhov no! 313 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,760 Kuv zaum ntawm no nrog kuv ob txhais ceg tawg, 314 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:22,509 thiab koj tseem nug kuv txog tau cov noob no?! 315 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,015 Ooh! Aw! Oh! 316 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,775 Y-y-koj yog dab. 317 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,944 Y-koj zoo li Hitler, tab sis 318 00:11:27,069 --> 00:11:29,214 tab sis txawm Hitler mob siab txog Lub teb chaws Yelemees los yog ib yam dab tsi. 319 00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:32,500 Okay, tuav ntawm ib ob, Morty. 320 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,844 Ooh. 321 00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:51,844 Ohh. 322 00:11:51,969 --> 00:11:52,944 Ooh. 323 00:11:53,069 --> 00:11:54,675 Aw, Rick. 324 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,344 Cov khoom ntawd tsuas yog kho kuv qhov tawg ob txhais ceg tam sim ntawd. 325 00:11:57,469 --> 00:11:59,875 Kuv txhais tau tias, kuv tsis tau hnov zoo heev hauv kuv lub neej. 326 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,814 Ua tsaug. 327 00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:02,175 Tsis txhob txhawj txog nws, Morty. 328 00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:04,275 Cia li los pab kuv tau cov no noob, puas yog, phooj ywg? 329 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,214 Muaj tseeb tiag, Rick. 330 00:12:05,339 --> 00:12:06,275 Tsis yog koj nug, 331 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,745 Morty, tab sis dab tsi xwb tshwm sim muaj ... 332 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,970 Kuv mus rau hauv lub neej yav tom ntej dimension nrog xws li tshuaj advanced... 333 00:12:11,004 --> 00:12:13,245 tias lawv tau tawg-ceg serum ntawm txhua lub khw muag tshuaj. 334 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,915 Cov khoom yog tag nrho cov qhov chaw, Morty. 335 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,574 Wow, zoo nkauj vwm, Rick. 336 00:12:16,699 --> 00:12:19,350 Tsuas muaj ib qho teeb meem xwb, Morty ib me ntsis hang-up. 337 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:20,814 Qhov loj me uas kuv tau mus xyuas yog li ntawd 338 00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:22,175 advanced, lawv kuj tau halted 339 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,745 cov txheej txheem kev laus, thiab txhua tus 340 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:26,145 muaj hluas, Morty, thiab lawv tau mus ib txhis. 341 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,814 kuv yog tus qub xwb tus neeg ntawd, Morty. 342 00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:30,900 Nws zoo li kuv yog qee yam, koj paub, celebrity, taug kev ncig. 343 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,645 Kuv-Kuv yog fascinating rau lawv. 344 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,515 Muaj ntau qhov ntxim nyiam poj niam nyob ntawd, Morty, 345 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,914 thiab lawv lawv lawv txhua tus xav tau sijhawm nrog kuv. 346 00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:38,074 Kuv muaj kev lom zem heev nrog ntau tus ntxhais hluas, 347 00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:40,145 tab sis kuv tau siv sijhawm ntau nyob ntawd, 348 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:42,850 kuv interdimensional portal ntaus ntawv nws tsis tau them nqi tshuav, Morty. 349 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,261 Nws tsis muaj nqi ntxiv! 350 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,900 - Dab tsi?! - Nws zoo li khib nyiab, Morty. 351 00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:47,175 Nws yuav tsis ua haujlwm ntxiv lawm, Morty. 352 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,714 Oh, geez, Rick, qhov tsis zoo. 353 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:49,814 W- peb yuav ua li cas? 354 00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:51,645 Kuv-Kuv yuav tsum rov qab mus kawm ntawv tam sim no. 355 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,900 Peb yuav rov qab los tsev li cas? 356 00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:57,059 Muaj txoj hauv kev kom rov qab los tsev, Morty. Nws tsuas yog tsuas yog yuav muaj me ntsis hassle xwb. 357 00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,014 Peb yuav tau mus dhau interdimensional kev lis kev cai, 358 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:02,200 yog li koj yuav muaj los ua kuv ib tug tiag tiag. 359 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,675 Thaum peb mus txog kev lis kev cai, 360 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,780 Kuv yuav tsum tau koj coj cov noob no rau hauv chav dej, 361 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:10,840 thiab kuv yuav xav kom koj tso lawv txoj kev mus rau hauv koj lub qhov taub, Morty. 362 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,800 Hauv kuv lub qab? - Muab lawv txoj kev mus nyob rau hauv muaj, deb npaum li lawv yuav haum. 363 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:14,275 Aw, geez, Rick. Kuv yeej tsis xav tau ua li ntawd. 364 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,015 Zoo, qee tus yuav tsum tau ua, Morty. 365 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,145 Th-cov noob no yuav tsis tau 366 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:20,500 los ntawm kev lis kev cai tshwj tsis yog lawv nyob nraum nyob rau hauv ib tug neeg lub qhov quav, Morty. 367 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,245 Thiab lawv yuav poob txoj cai tawm ntawm kuv. 368 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,839 Kuv kuj tau ua li no thiab ntau zaus, Morty. 369 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,175 Kuv txhais tau tias, koj tseem hluas. 370 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,460 Koj tau txais koj tag nrho lub neej ua ntej ntawm koj, 371 00:13:27,485 --> 00:13:29,885 thiab koj lub qhov quav yog tseem taut, tseem malleable. 372 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,415 Koj yuav tsum ua nws rau yawg, Morty. 373 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,275 Y-koj yuav tsum muab cov noob no hauv koj lub qab. 374 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,875 - Hauv kuv pob tw? - Los ntawm, Morty. 375 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,915 Thov, Morty. Koj yuav tsum ua nws, Morty. 376 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,915 Aw, man. 377 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,745 Qhov tseeb yog, koj tus tub, Morty, 378 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:41,145 tau mus kawm lub tsev kawm ntawv no rau a 379 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,375 tag nrho ntawm xya teev dhau lub ob lub hlis dhau los. 380 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,275 Dab tsi? Ua cas koj ho tsis qhia peb? 381 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,645 Kuv ua tau ceeb toom rau koj. 382 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:47,930 Puas yog koj tsis tau txais lub 383 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,900 cov lus kuv tau tawm nrog Morty yawg? 384 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:50,775 Boom! 385 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,574 Qhia rau koj! Hauv koj lub ntsej muag! Nws rhuav peb tus menyuam! 386 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:55,545 Tos, kuv ua kev zoo siab dab tsi? 387 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:57,275 Yog, saib, kuv xav ib yam dab tsi yog fishy muaj, 388 00:13:57,322 --> 00:13:58,722 vim nws feem ntau Morty tus yawg 389 00:13:58,747 --> 00:13:59,925 uas yog coj nws tawm ntawm tsev kawm ntawv. 390 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,015 Lub caij ntuj sov? 391 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,844 Yam twg ntawm Vajtswv cia qhov no tshwm sim? 392 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,214 Peb muaj xwm txheej me ntsis. 393 00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:07,314 Ib tug tub kawm ntawv raug kaw kom tuag. 394 00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:10,245 Thiab tsis muaj pov thawj tias a Cov tub ntxhais kawm Latino tau ua! 395 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:12,444 Txhua tus xav coj qhov no mus rau qhov chaw ntawm haiv neeg. 396 00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:13,545 Kuv yuav tsis cia lawv. 397 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:18,015 Glarp zone yog rau flarping thiab unglarping nkaus xwb. 398 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:21,400 Yog li ntawd, kuv hais rau nws, "muab rau kuv blimfarx,"koj puas paub? 399 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,925 Tus txiv neej no nws tsis yog nkag siab txog txiaj ntsig interstellar. 400 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,460 Nws yog, zoo li, kuv tab tom sim noj 401 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,300 flimflam zoo li, yog dab tsi peb noj ntawm girvonesk. 402 00:14:28,339 --> 00:14:30,000 Glarp zone yog rau flarping thiab unglarping nkaus xwb. 403 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,645 Kuv tsis nyiam qhov no, Morty. Kuv tsis tuaj yeem ua raws li bureaucracy. 404 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,574 Kuv tsis nyiam raug qhia qhov twg mus thiab ua dab tsi. 405 00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:36,775 Kuv xav tias nws ua txhaum. 406 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,615 Koj puas tau txais cov noob tag nrho txoj kev ntawm koj lub pob tw? 407 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,645 Yog, Rick. 408 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:41,175 Cia li tau qhov no dhau nrog, ok? 409 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,100 Kuv txhais tau tias, cov no yog pointy. Lawv mob. 410 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,645 Qhov ntawd txhais tau tias lawv yog cov zoo. 411 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:45,645 Koj yog ib tug me nyuam zoo, Morty. 412 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:48,200 Cov noob mega no zoo heev muaj txiaj ntsig rau kuv txoj haujlwm. 413 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:49,470 Koj twb yog ib tug loj pab rau kuv. 414 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,250 Kuv yuav ua tau txhua yam nrog lawv. 415 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,000 Nws yuav zoo heev, Morty. 416 00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:55,015 Txhua yam kev tshawb fawb. 417 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,500 Okay, tom ntej no mus. 418 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,050 Tsuas yog koj. Koj mus dhau ntawd. 419 00:14:58,099 --> 00:14:59,200 Ua cas nws yuav tsum mus nyob ntawd? 420 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,100 Random check. 421 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,700 Nws yuav tsum mus dhau lub tshuab tshiab. 422 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,981 Lub tshuab tshiab dab tsi? 423 00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:03,979 Nws yog lub tshuab tshiab. 424 00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:05,500 Nws ntes cov khoom txhua txoj hauv kev koj qab. 425 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,000 Khiav, Morty! Khiav! 426 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:07,814 Aah! 427 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:09,200 Liab ceeb toom! 428 00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:23,469 Awhhhh! 429 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:34,000 Hav! Ohhhhhhh. 430 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,500 Aah! 431 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600 Tsis txhob xav txog nws! 432 00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:39,915 Ooh! 433 00:15:42,699 --> 00:15:43,745 Aw, zoo, Morty! 434 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:45,900 Tus menyuam kawm ntawv dhau los ua tus xibfwb. 435 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,750 Whooooooo! 436 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,700 Aah! 437 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,000 Aw, hell, no, dawg. 438 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:00,375 Koj paub kuv Kuv tsuas yog sim ua- 439 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,675 Aah! 440 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,300 Kuv yuav tsum tau ntaus ntawv nyob rau hauv lub coordinates rau peb lub ntiaj teb no, Morty. 441 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,844 - Npog kuv. - Aw, man. 442 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,150 Kuv txhais tau tias, koj paub, Kuv tsis xav tau tua tsis muaj leej twg. 443 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,270 Lawv tsuas yog neeg hlau xwb, Morty! 444 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,500 Tsis ua li cas los tua lawv! Lawv yog robots! 445 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,750 Aah! 446 00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:17,814 Kuv txhais ceg raug tua! 447 00:16:17,939 --> 00:16:19,700 Glenn los ntshav tuag! 448 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,745 Ib tug hu nws poj niam thiab me nyuam! 449 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,175 Lawv tsis yog neeg hlau, Rick! 450 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,300 Nws yog daim duab ntawm kev hais lus, Morty. 451 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,974 Lawv yog bureaucrats. kuv tsis hwm lawv. 452 00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,175 Cia li khaws cia, Morty. 453 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:30,000 Koj tsis muaj lub tswv yim dab tsi hauv tsev lojcuj zoo li no! 454 00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:34,814 dawb huv crap! Qhov no yog vwm! 455 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,500 Los, Morty! 456 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,739 Peb yuav tsum tau ntuj raug txim tawm ntawm no! 457 00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:52,675 Wow. 458 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,200 Puas yog koj nyuam qhuav tuaj rau hauv cafeteria los ntawm lub portal? 459 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,545 Aw, yog. 460 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,680 Zoo, koj paub, kuv kuv Ferrari nyob rau hauv lub khw. 461 00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:01,144 nyuam qhuav hais xwb. 462 00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,444 - Koj yog Morty, txoj cai? - Yog. 463 00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:04,915 Koj tuaj yeem tau txais nws tus lej tom qab. Los, Morty. 464 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,080 Peb yuav tsum tau tawm ntawm no. 465 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,915 Koj yuav tsum tau txais cov noob no tawm ntawm koj os. 466 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,000 Auj, saib, zib mu. Nws yog peb tus tub nrog Albert Ein-douche. 467 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:11,750 Dab tsi? 468 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,714 Kuv yog txiv npau taws, tsis yog ib tug improvisor. 469 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,214 Aw, nyob zoo, Jerry. 470 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:17,175 Au, kuv lub siab zoo, Morty! 471 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,244 Koj ua dab tsi tawm ntawm chav kawm? 472 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,274 Peb tham txog qhov no. 473 00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:23,444 Koj niam koj txiv thiab kuv heev poob siab nyob rau hauv tus cwj pwm no. 474 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Tsis muaj? Tsis muaj leej twg? 475 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,175 Koj hais mav yuav tsum yeej tsis yog kov cov khoom ntawd. 476 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,675 - Nws dhau ntawm koj qhov laj thawj. - Koj dhau ntawm peb qhov laj thawj! 477 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,744 Siv ib tug kom paub ib tug. 478 00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:33,044 Txiv, koj yuav ua li cas 479 00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:36,345 kuv tus tub nco tag nrho semester ntawm tsev kawm ntawv? 480 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,115 Kuv txhais tau tias nws tsis zoo li nws kub hluas nkauj. 481 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,800 Nws tsis tuaj yeem tso nws lub neej thiab teeb lub khw hauv lwm tus neeg. 482 00:17:41,099 --> 00:17:42,274 Koj yog dab tsi cov txiv neej ua nrog kuv cov khoom? 483 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:44,845 Peb tab tom txav koj ... mus rau ib tsev laus. 484 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,014 Ib lub tsev laus? 485 00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:46,944 Koj yog dab tsi, txiv ntseej? 486 00:17:47,069 --> 00:17:49,000 Kuv yog ib tug neeg txawj ntse. Kuv tsim robots rau kev lom zem. 487 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,044 Zoo, tam sim no koj ua tau tsim pob tawb thiab saib 488 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,944 Paul Newman movies on VHS... 489 00:17:53,069 --> 00:17:55,000 thiab lub siab lub ntsws ua rau tus tub scouts txhua Christmas. 490 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,645 - Qhov ntawd txhais li cas? - Nws yog tus kheej. 491 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,974 Txiv, niam, tuaj. 492 00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:00,950 Rick tsuas yog xav tau kuv kev pab yog txhua yam. 493 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,815 Morty, nyob ntawm no. 494 00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,014 Koj yog obviously tsis muaj peev xwm 495 00:18:04,139 --> 00:18:05,744 judging cov xwm txheej ntawm koj tus kheej. 496 00:18:05,869 --> 00:18:06,645 Koj sim ua dab tsi hais txog Morty? 497 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:07,845 Tias nws ruam los yog ib yam dab tsi? 498 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,615 Auj, tsis txhob siab txoj kev peb, txiv. 499 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,075 Koj yeej paub zoo tias Morty 500 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,774 yog tus menyuam kawg uas xav tau yuav tsis muaj chav kawm. 501 00:18:13,899 --> 00:18:15,244 Kuv-kuv-kuv tsis paub dab tsi koj txhais hais tias. 502 00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:17,369 Koj tuaj yeem ua tau me ntsis ntxiv? 503 00:18:17,399 --> 00:18:20,024 Auj, rau kev quaj tawm nws muaj qee yam hom kev tsis taus lossis ib yam dab tsi. 504 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,744 Puas yog qhov koj xav kom peb hais? 505 00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,214 kuv ua? 506 00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,774 Aw, duh doy, son. 507 00:18:24,899 --> 00:18:27,244 Saib, Kuv hlub koj, Morty, tab sis ... 508 00:18:27,369 --> 00:18:29,015 peb ob leeg paub tias koj tsis yog li nrawm raws li lwm cov menyuam yaus, 509 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,675 thiab yog tias koj xav tau los sib tw hauv ntiaj teb no, 510 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,874 koj yuav tsum tau ua hauj lwm nyuaj dua ob zaug. 511 00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:34,415 Aw, geez, dad. 512 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,774 Y-koj paub, qhov ntawd yog ntau qhov poob ntawm ib tug me nyuam ib zaug. 513 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,915 Morty, t-hais rau koj niam txiv lub hauv paus square ntawm pi. 514 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,775 Auj, tuaj, Rick. Koj paub kuv ua tsis tau. 515 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,080 Lub hauv paus square ntawm pi, Morty. Mus! 516 00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:46,375 1.77245385. 517 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,514 Whoa! 518 00:18:47,639 --> 00:18:48,944 Dab tsi yog ntuj raug txim? 519 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:50,544 dawb huv crap. Nws yog lawm. 520 00:18:50,669 --> 00:18:53,000 Morty, qhia rau koj niam koj txiv thawj txoj cai ntawm Thermodynamics. 521 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,470 "Qhov increment nyob rau hauv Internal zog ntawm lub system yog ... 522 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,944 sib npaug ntawm qhov nce ntawm cov cua sov muab rau lub system. " 523 00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:01,174 Wow! kuv ntse heev! 524 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,815 Tab sis kuv hais rau ob leeg ntawm koj tsev kawm ntawv ruam. 525 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,274 Tsis yog koj kawm tej yam zoo li cas. 526 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:07,645 Morty yog ib tug me nyuam muaj txiaj ntsig. Nws muaj lub siab tshwj xeeb. 527 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,444 Yog vim li ntawd nws yog kuv tus pab me me. 528 00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:10,544 Nws zoo li kuv. 529 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:13,675 Nws yuav ua tau zoo heev cov khoom science tom qab hauv nws lub neej. 530 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,974 Nws ntse heev rau tsev kawm ntawv. 531 00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:18,345 Nws yuav tsum tau mus txuas ntxiv mus thiab pab kuv. 532 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,065 Jerry, Kuv tsis xav tau dab tsi tshwm sim ntawm no kom nres. 533 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,675 Tsis yog, kuv-Kuv nkag siab. 534 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,274 Uh, tej zaum peb overreacted. 535 00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:27,675 Tab sis nws yuav tsum khaws cia mus kawm ntawv. 536 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,875 Okay, Jerry. 537 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,899 Koj tsav ib qho nyuaj bargain, tab sis Kuv yuav tsum ua dab tsi? 538 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,115 Hais tsis tau? 539 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,115 Koj yeej hnav ris ib ncig ntawm no. 540 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,315 Kuv tsuas xav kom koj paub, 541 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,744 ntawm peb, txij no mus, nws yuav yog 542 00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:40,774 100% kev ncaj ncees thiab qhib, kev sib txuas lus meej. 543 00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:43,214 Frank Palicky yog khov kom tuag hnub no! 544 00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:44,675 Tsis paub koj yog dab tsi tham txog. 545 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,044 Okay. 546 00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:49,315 Zoo, uh, Morty, nws yog koj li mus pw hauv ib teev. 547 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,845 Tsis txhob nyob ib hmos dua. 548 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,274 Qhov no yog qhov zoo, txawm li cas los xij. Qhov no tuaj yeem ua haujlwm. 549 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:55,044 Kuv xav tias peb tuaj yeem ua ib tsev neeg. 550 00:19:55,169 --> 00:20:00,115 Thiab tam sim no, Beth, yog tias koj yuav muaj kuv, Kuv xav muaj koj. 551 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,915 Koj paub dab tsi? Okay. 552 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,115 Tus nyuj dawb huv, Rick. 553 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,575 Kuv tsis paub dai nrog koj tau ua rau kuv ntse dua. 554 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,214 Tshaj tawm tag nrho, Morty nws tsis yog. 555 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:12,115 Ib ntus superintelligence yog tsuas yog ib qho kev mob tshwm sim ntawm mega 556 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,899 noob dissolving hauv koj lub qhov quav. 557 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:14,974 Aw, man. 558 00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:17,714 Yog, thiab ib zaug cov noob hnav tawm, 559 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:19,615 koj yuav poob feem ntau ntawm koj cov kev txawj tsav tsheb, 560 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,675 thiab koj kuj yuav poob ib qho tseem ceeb ntawm 561 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,915 lub hlwb ua haujlwm rau 72 teev, Morty. 562 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,000 Pib tam sim no. 563 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:29,075 Aw, man. Aw, geez! Ohh. 564 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,075 Kuv thov txim, Morty. Nws yog bummer. 565 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,944 Hauv kev muaj tiag, koj zoo li ruam li lawv tuaj. 566 00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:35,888 Thiab kuv xav tau cov noob phem tiag tiag, thiab kuv yuav tsum muab lawv tso tseg 567 00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:37,773 tsuas yog kom tau koj niam txiv tawm ntawm kuv nraub qaum, 568 00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,268 yog li tam sim no peb yuav yuav tsum mus kom ntau. 569 00:20:39,269 --> 00:20:41,915 Thiab ces peb yuav mus txawm ntau taug txuj kev nyuaj tom qab ntawd, Morty. 570 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,544 Thiab koj yuav khaws koj lub qhov ncauj kaw txog nws, Morty, 571 00:20:44,569 --> 00:20:46,820 vim lub ntiaj teb no puv nkaus cov neeg ruam ntawd tsis nkag siab 572 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,974 dab tsi tseem ceeb, thiab lawv yuav rhuav peb sib nrug, Morty. 573 00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:51,715 Tab sis yog tias koj nrog kuv, kuv yuav ua kom tiav tej yam zoo, Morty, 574 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:53,999 thiab koj yuav ua ib feem ntawm lawv, 575 00:20:54,024 --> 00:20:55,699 thiab ua ke, peb yuav khiav ncig, Morty. 576 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,135 Peb yuav ua txhua yam zoo kawg nkaus, Morty. 577 00:20:57,161 --> 00:20:58,100 Tsuas yog koj thiab kuv, Morty. 578 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,375 Lub ntiaj teb sab nraud yog peb tus yeeb ncuab, Morty. 579 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,575 Peb tsuas yog phooj ywg xwb peb tau txais, Morty. 580 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,879 Nws tsuas yog Rick thiab Morty xwb. Rick thiab Morty thiab lawv taug txuj kev nyuaj, Morty. 581 00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:07,714 Rick thiab Morty mus ib txhis thiab mus ib txhis. 582 00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:09,774 100 xyoo, Rick thiab Morty cov khoom. 583 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:13,774 Kuv thiab Rick thiab Morty khiav nyob ib ncig ntawm, thiab Rick thiab Morty lub sijhawm. 584 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,474 Txhua hnub, mus ib txhis. 585 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:17,044 Tag nrho ib puas hnub. 586 00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:18,714 Rick thiab Morty mus ib txhis 100 zaug. 587 00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:21,944 Ntau dhau lawm, rickandmortyadventures.com. 588 00:21:22,069 --> 00:21:25,075 www.rickandmorty.com. 589 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,375 www.rickandmortyadventures. 590 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,145 Tag nrho 100 xyoo. 591 00:21:29,270 --> 00:21:31,744 Txhua feeb, rickandmorty.com. 592 00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:35,399 www.100timesrickandmorty.com. 593 00:21:37,024 --> 00:21:42,024 Kho los ntawm XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com